Va-Jays: Are you following the trends or not?

I have not read a Cosmo since my 20’s, but being that I was going to spend an entire week just sitting on the beach, I decided to pick one up for easy reading. Needless to say, I only read one article the entire week, and boy was that article worth reading. The title of the article was “Would you do this to your vagina?” This got me wondering how many people out there actually follow this so called trend.

Here it is in a nutshell:
1. V-Bling: Now I have heard of the body piercings in places I would have never dreamed of putting them. I have also heard that the main reason was sexual pleasure; however, I could not wrap my mind around the pain that must come with this sexual arousal pleasure, not to mention the idea of infection if not kept clean. Since pain is not my friend, I can honestly say that I have always been to chicken to even try it. Come on, I have to ask if it is really worth it? Alongside the piercings, Cosmo mentioned what they call “Vajazzing”. What is that you ask? Simple answer, you know all the jewels we see on peoples finger nails, yes, it is basically the same only down under. It seems spas are offering to put the jewels in our sacred place after we receive that painful Brazilian wax. And if that is not enough, they are also offering vag tattoos. Now this one I can come to terms with more than the other two. Still painful, but since I already have a tattoo on my body, I can sorta understand the reasoning behind this one. But the other two….Really?

2. V Hairstyle: Okay, this I have heard about and am not as much of a shock as the previous post. No pain associated with this one, unless the stylist is drunk/stoned or too stupid to keep the scissors/razor on the hair and off the skin or other areas. You could probably have a lot of fun cutting out shapes, or designs in your pube’s. Come to think of it, might be kinda fun to have your significant other be the stylist…hmmmmm. This is only one group of women, and it appears to a whole other group of women who are embracing the “au natural” look. Hey, if that is what you believe and how you feel, go for it. Whatever floats your boat.

3. V-Fitness: Unless you are hiding under a rock, then you have heard of the Kegel exercise. These exercises are supposed to improve or help you reach that BIG O. I will refrain from telling my experience and thoughts on this matter…LOL. However, there is a new product out there that is supposed to do the trick without you having to work at it. Boy, this is becoming a trend with everything, getting something for nothing. But I digress, that is a whole other blog. Back to the V-Fitness. There is a new product available for sale called the PantyO. Google it, they have their own webpage and everything. There is a 1 inch extension inside the crotch area that is inserted vaginally and gives the user a focus point in which to perform their exercises. Um, this is more like porn than exercises. Yes, I know 1 inch is nothing, but come on…..REALLY!!!!!!!!!

4. V-Makeup: Well, well, well ladies. Seems our face is not the only place you have to put make up on now. Yes, there is a product that will temporarily dye your labia and return it back to the natural pink glow you are supposed to have. It even comes in different shades, well how nice of them to offer different shades since we are all different colors anyways. From what I’ve read, I wouldn’t waste your money on this product because Cosmo says that only your gyno will notice the difference in color and he would probably mistake the color as a sign of some sort of disease. Since this is his profession, he knows someone of my age should not have the color of a 13 year old. Come on people…Really??

5. V-Accessories: We here this phrase, we think back to topic number 1. Although, piercings would be considered accessories, I am talking about something completely different. The 1st accessory is called Pantzies. They are designer panty liners. For those that not only want to feel fresh, but look good as well. They are latex free and supposedly stick to your bathing suit so you can work out or swim with them. Wait, there’s more…They are reusable. Yes, I said reusable..you can wash them and wear them again. Now I don’t know about you, but when I am in need of a panty liner, no one is getting close enough to me to see if I have a designer liner or not. The 2nd accessory I can get on board with. It is called The Cuchini. Another panty liner, but this one actually serves a purpose. It will prevent that unsightly camel toe. I don’t paint my jeans on, so I never have a need for it, but you know you have seen women that could use this product. If you don't know anyone who could use this, then maybe you are the one who needs the Cuchini...

Tell me your thoughts on these accessories. Which ones do you like or dislike? Would you be willing to try any of these accessories or have you in the past? Trying to see if this is for the young, or for all ages.

Peace out

Here We Go

The time has come to finally sit down and begin what I have been contemplating doing for a very long time. Months and months of research, questions trying to get answered and lots of discussions with my husband, I finally decided to sit down and start this blog.

My first decision was to determine what theme I would go with. Picking the right theme is not as easy as it should be. I had to find something that I had some passion about, not tire of writing about, not be road blocked by a loss of words and something that people would enjoy reading about (or at least get a laugh out of). So, I did some research to see what the top blog searches were on google. To my surprise, the topics were nothing that I had any interest in. Well that was a dud and waste of time. I then turned to the next best thing....You Tube. Everyone is on You Tube right? What I saw was astonishing. A lot of the videos that had millions of hits were videos of stupid people doing stupid things. Aha!!! That will be my theme. I encounter stupid people every day, this should be a breeze. This will also allow my followers to submit articles or their encounters with the intelligently challenged people (we must be politically correct) of this great nation. To top it all off, my place of employement will provide me with some of my best work. This will be an exciting and gratifying experience.

My dear husband has gotten me in the habit of using the phrase "scooby look" every time something stupid comes spewing out of someones mouth or I lay my eyes on something that is out of this world. For this blog's purpose, you will see me use the phrase "scooby look" to imply exactly what it sounds like it means....R U Kidding Me???

As I learn how this blog works and what will be required, I hope you enjoy what you read and bear with me while I work out all the kinks. Please feel free to post any of your  "scooby" moments. Would love to hear what everyone has to say.